Mr Fires trying to figure out how to do anything that isn't being an evil factory runner
this seeking shit is easy
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
My latest project is a custom set of keyboard caps
I really love the way this post never blew up big but it never goes away. I've got other posts that get like 100k in a couple days, and never leave my notifications... But this one just shows up once or twice every day.
I fully expect the teeth keyboard will still be slowly circulating five years from now. Still creeping people out.
I couldn't be prouder. Someday I'll introduce ya'll to the hair keyboard and you'll know the true meaning of fear.
that's because curses don't just go away on their own
[i.d. a drawing of a bat-humanoid sitting on a table. It is very large, fat, and holding a hand of cards. the cards are tiny. It has gloves on and nothing else. Its primary wings are stretched behind it, and have star markings. it has a heart marking on its chest, and small seed shaped markings along its stomach and thighs. its secondary wings attach at its lower back and calves. it has curly horns, a leaf shaped nose, and large neck ruff. the whole drawing is sketchy and done in pencil. it is unfinished. end i.d.]
a w.i.p. of Mr. Hearts/Apples! something is wrong with this drawing anatomy wise but? i can't figure it out. i think it's in the face. I'm pretty proud of the rest of it though, and am excited to color it once i figure out what's going on! (hoping that posting it online will make it click)
The Efficient Commissioner: So like…what crimes HAVE you done?
The Player: Nothing worth mentioning. A few incidental murders, assorted theft, robbery, extortion, burglary, some arson, smuggling, highway robbery, cattle rustling, pillaging a couple of churches to the Drowned Man, operating an unlicensed brothel, that sort of thing.
Furnace Acona: Is there any crime you haven’t committed?
The Player: Barratry, I think. Of course I’m not sure what that means so I can’t be entirely positive.
September: Is’ when a ship captain wrecks ‘is ship innorda tae steal ’s'own cargo.
The Efficient Commissioner: I don’t think that’s—
The Player: Well, I’ve never done that. Also, I’ve never had carnal knowledge of an animal, I’ve never practiced witchcraft, and I have never committed treason.
Furnace Acona: Those are the more really serious ones, I suppose.
mr wines, as per the last poll, won the design order!
for its design i decided to consult @house-of-mirrors as they are the expert on wines (ask i sent them here)
i took some liberties with the design, like the crown and hand designs
and here it is compared to the others:
